"HEY, I'M PAPI. I'm looking for someone that has the same interests as me. I don't plan on having kids (human, or otherwise) and would prefer that you had the same feelings. I tolerate dogs but I'm not a huge fan of sharing my time with them. I love to eat, but I will not share my food, so don't even think about touching it. When we first meet, I won't want to be touched or attached to you. As we start bonding, I will follow you around like a puppy and crave your attention 24/7. You just need to rub my belly and tell me how awesome I am. I like a good conversation ... especially about me. If we move in together, I'll want to make sure everyone knows that it's my house. But as soon as I know that it's clear to them, I might stop. It's in your best interest to let me walk around in my underwear for a while. If you have time to let me fall in love with you, let me know." More about Papi: 4-year-old Chihuahua. Neutered. Up to date on vaccinations. Recent dental cleaning. Papi knows to do his bathroom business outside but prior to surgery he marked in the house occasionally. That habit might disappear now that he's neutered. Available through Tired Dog Rescue, Gulfport, MS. Fee: $175. Apply at www.tireddogrescue.org

We at Tired Dog Rescue strive to find homes for dogs in need, build quality relationships with responsible owners, and preserve current dog-family homes by seeking solutions to financial, behavioral, and situational dog problems. We believe the lives of homeless, abandoned and abused dogs are just as precious as dogs that currently have a loving home. We believe that all dogs deserve a loving home despite their age, medical condition and/or disabilities. We provide whatever medical care is needed regardless of cost. All dogs are spayed/neutered, heartworm negative and current on vaccinations before being placed.